BREAKINGSATIRE: Variety
reports "The Situation" got a green light for his own TV series. So
now I don't care if Yellowstone blows up or not.
BREAKINGSATIRE: U.S. to
require backup cameras by 2018. Tea Party already has them on tinfoil helmets
to look way back in past for policies.
BREAKINGSATIRE: Asiana
says SF plane crash partly due to "Bad Software." Will discipline
Software, keep rolled up newspaper in cockpits.
BREAKINGSATIRE: Good day.
Had the opportunity to introduce my Invisible Friend to the Guy from the NSA
who reads my emails.
BREAKINGSATIRE: We're a
tad concerned we may be losing our magic touch. Recently we have the feeling
some where someone is not PO'd at us.
BREAKINGSATIRE: We have
been feel GREAT ever since our doctor prescribed a new Placebo designed to
prevent death from Natural Causes.