Monday, March 31, 2014

BreakingSatire Bits 33114

BREAKINGSATIRE Saw an ad here offering to "Streamline Your Twitter." My uncle hired a guy to do that and now he's a registered sex offender.


BREAKINGSATIRE: Variety reports "The Situation" got a green light for his own TV series. So now I don't care if Yellowstone blows up or not.

BREAKINGSATIRE: U.S. to require backup cameras by 2018. Tea Party already has them on tinfoil helmets to look way back in past for policies.

BREAKINGSATIRE: Asiana says SF plane crash partly due to "Bad Software." Will discipline Software, keep rolled up newspaper in cockpits.

BREAKINGSATIRE: Good day. Had the opportunity to introduce my Invisible Friend to the Guy from the NSA who reads my emails.

BREAKINGSATIRE: We're a tad concerned we may be losing our magic touch. Recently we have the feeling some where someone is not PO'd at us.

BREAKINGSATIRE: We have been feel GREAT ever since our doctor prescribed a new Placebo designed to prevent death from Natural Causes.

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