Thursday, February 13, 2014

The Night Sid Caesar Almost Cleaned my Clock


Sid Caesar, who just died this week, in addition to being a comedic genius, was also freakishly strong and given to fits of temper—a nice combo for chaos. Mel Brooks tells of the time they were crossing a New York Street and a cab almost ran them down. Caesar reached in through the vent window and asked the cabbie if he remembered his own birth.  He then threatened to re-enact the event by pulling him out through the window.  The terrified cabbie apologized and missed the chance to literally be reborn.

But mostly Caesar was funny, thanks in no small part to his writing staff. When a play about the writer’s room opened in LA years ago, I got to review it. Neil Simon’s “Laughter on the 23rd Floor” featured barely disguised versions of Caesar and writers like Brooks, Woody Allen, Larry Gelbart and others.

I brought my son Andrew as my Plus One because a father who doesn’t help develop his child’s appreciation for comedy is guilty of child abuse.  The house was energetic and filled with anticipation but hushed expectantly when the lights went down. All except someone  directly behind us who nattered on to his companion as the play began. I considered turning around and shushing him but didn’t want to cause a scene with my son present, and the guy soon piped down.

 No sooner had the Act One curtain fallen than the show’s producer came out to welcome the opening night crowd, talk about the show’s history, and encourage everyone to stay for the reception.

Oh and introduce a special guest.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a hand for a great man sitting in our audience tonight— Mr. Sid Caesar!” 

Applause! Applause! Applause! I craned my head right, but couldn’t spot him. Craned my head left--nope. So I stood and joined the standing ovation for Sid, who, as it turned out, had been sitting directly behind me.

Never have I gotten so good a lesson to keep my pie-hole shut. I doubt he’d have done anything physical, but my own embarrassment would have been more than enough punishment.

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